No, I didn't misspell bakers and I'm not talking about dogs. It's those people that stand at the kiosks in the malls that call out to you like you are at some county fair. I didn't want to see the bearded fat lady and I don't want to smell some new perfume. They always say "Hi!" "How are you?" "Do you like your phone service?" or something like that.
I am thinking of creating a new mall t-shirt that says, "Hi!" "I'm fine!" and "No, Thank You!" "I'm allergic to perfume" and "My phone works just fine!" I'm thinking of it being battery operated with flashing lights. I wonder if they will sell more phones or if I'll sell more t-shirts.